In five days it will be Spring (but it may as well be Summer) and I will have to accept that the Winter I’ve been longing for all Winter...will not be coming.
|Atlanta temperatures from December 21 to present|
The beauty of being cold is matched by the beauty of staying warm:
Hot Toddy or Irish Coffee
Boots, Jackets, Mittens, Scarves
Many of you are pleased with the effects of global warming (shhh, don't talk about global warming) and that’s okay. Perhaps I am just dismayed because I bought a new wardrobe to house my favorite wardrobe i.e. sweaters, jackets, and hoodies.
But in light of the imminent forecast I must grieve and move on. That is the only way.
I wrote a series of Haikus for you Winter. I hope you know you are missed and will be thought of all year.
|Me, looking pensive, and wearing a hoodie|
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
IT’S COLD WHEN YOU ARE NOT HERE
YOUR ABSENCE CHILLS ME
LONGING FOR THE COLD
SO I CAN FEEL WHAT IS NUMB
TAKE OFF YOUR LONG JOHNS
I WANT TO BE IN
FUCK FUCKING SUMMER
The last Haiku was inspired by The Freeze.
Happy early Summer to all. P.S. I can be kind of a bitch when I get hot.